Gay or Scandinavian...
A quick little song/joke based off Humon's characters from her series, Scandinavia and the World.
At the moment, the Non-Scandinavian countries are trying to figure out if Sweden is gay, or just....
There! Right There!
Look at that pale, that pasty skin.
Look at the scrawny shape he's in.
Look at that freshly shaven chin.
Oh Please he's gay, totally gay!
I'm not about to celebrate.
Every trait could indicate the totally straight expatriate.
This guy's not gay, I say not gay.
This news would make a heading,
if we just kept on letting,
the man who supports gay weddings
escape the title of being fey!
But look at his blond and straightened locks.
Look at those blue and yellow socks!
There's the eternal paradox.
Look what we're seeing.
What are we seeing?
Is he gay?
Of course he's gay!
Gay or Scandinavian?
It's hard to guarantee
Is he gay or Scandinavia