Gay or Scandinavian... by cartoonchick123, literature
Literature
Gay or Scandinavian...
A quick little song/joke based off Humon's characters from her series, Scandinavia and the World.
At the moment, the Non-Scandinavian countries are trying to figure out if Sweden is gay, or just....
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America:
There! Right There!
Look at that pale, that pasty skin.
Look at the scrawny shape he's in.
Look at that freshly shaven chin.
Oh Please he's gay, totally gay!
England:
I'm not about to celebrate.
Every trait could indicate the totally straight expatriate.
This guy's not gay, I say not gay.
All:
This news would make a heading,
if we just kept on letting,
the man who supports gay weddings
escape the title of being fey!